| 日本。 |
[Jun. 2nd, 2008|10:20 pm] |
I'm in 日本 (Japan) for a few more days of my two-week sojourn, ending 2008-06-05. I'm working my way towards about 1000 pictures in the japan journal part of my website, with commentary for some groups of them. Feel free to take a look (^_^) |
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| World of Warcraft runs under Linux |
[Jan. 31st, 2005|06:22 am] |
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My WinXP computer just corrupted itself in a way that looks likely to be the motherboard. Since I mainly use it only for games and KazaaLite, and use Linux for everything else, this shouldn't be a problem - except that at the moment I'm completely hooked on World of Warcraft, whose Linux client has been hidden deeply within Blizzard ever since the beta. Woe was me!
Now, after signing up for Cedega (at www.transgaming.com) and installing it on my main Linux VR development box, I can play Worlds of Warcraft just fine* without tithing to a certain overconfident monopoly. The only question now is: Do I even need a Windows box?
-Gliadrachan, 20th level druid
Auberdine, Darkshore
Doomhammer Realm
* Specular reflection on the water and ground is reduced, and the impressive grayscale death wanderings are just in color, and installation required explicit mount/umounts of the CDROMs and several restarts of WoW during the initial online update - but otherwise, it works just fine :-)
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| VR - GUI pointer tracking on nongeneralized surfaces. |
[Jan. 9th, 2005|07:40 am] |
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xvfbtex showing the xgltex server buffer mapped onto a rippling
X screen, with fully usable xterm, fvwm2, and mozilla.
Well, yay. Now that I've spent the entire night hacking away at my xvfbtex
research code, I can now use my XGLTEX X server through a texture mapping onto
the surface of a sphere, or through the rippling main viewing surface, just by moving
the mouse pointer to one or the other. The shared memory code now even gracefully
detaches the shared memory segment without having to go hunt it down from the command
line.
Now, if I can just get my bloody C++ STL ntree extension to work the way I want,
I can reimplement the entire 3D Zone server code to use it, port in the Xserver work,
and then work with multiple X screens from within a 3D world.
Finally, to sit back in a floating pretty emacs and write the VR tree code I've been
wanted to for so long.
So, let's see, what with work and all I should have this done... oh... maybe by
Christmas. Grr.
Oh well. At least I can make X wiggle now. :-) And that makes Rikku wiggle, too;
which can hardly be a bad thing ;-) |
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| What's your alignment? |
[Dec. 11th, 2004|12:40 pm] |
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Personally, I'm puzzled that one could score higher on both CG and LG than NG, but the results otherwise seem fairly accurate. Thanks to harliquinmayhem for this pleasant flashback :-)
| You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.
Chaotic Good | | 75% | Lawful Good | | 75% | True Neutral | | 60% | Neutral Good | | 55% | Chaotic Neutral | | 50% | Neutral Evil | | 50% | Lawful Evil | | 35% | Lawful Neutral | | 20% | Chaotic Evil | | 15% | </td>
What is your Alignment? created with QuizFarm.com |
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| Social Status |
[Dec. 5th, 2004|06:59 pm] |
Well, here's an unsurprising test result...
 | You scored as alternative. You're partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong there - you're the luckiest of them all, even if your parents are completely ashamed of you. Just don't take drugs ok?
alternative | | 79% | Upper middle Class | | 75% | Luxurious Upper Class | | 50% | Middle Class | | 42% | Lower Class | | 17% | </td>
What Social Status are you? created with QuizFarm.com |
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| Jennifer's Naked Sangria Pot-Luck Swim Party |
[Jun. 13th, 2004|12:00 pm] |
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I'm too sleepy right now to document this delightful little bit of
fluff - this is really just a placeholder to remind me to. :-)
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| The Anderson high school reunion. |
[Jun. 12th, 2004|09:00 pm] |
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One of my high schools had a reunion at Scholtz's Biergarten,
and it turned out to be really rather cool.
Although I didn't recognize even close to everybody, there were
a number I did remember, especially some cohorts from the
engineering-prep honors physics class a bunch of us were in under
the esteemed Mr Lynn; the cheerleader Dana, tall but gymnastically
unhindered by it (and as outgoing, attractive and determined as ever,
it seems), Billy Sederholm, and others.
Me, in elementary. Yes, I'm a blonde.
But the real surprises were from further back, like
finding out that my girlfriend in 3rd(?) grade,
Lisa, is still sweet and refreshing to be around,
and grew up to be quite as attractive as an adult as I ever
thought she was then. The girl who was (is) one day younger
than I, Suzanne, was also there, with similar effects.
They're both quite unsurprisingly married, and there's a cute
tale of one watching her son golf at a competition, desperately
wanting to cheer, with her husband holding her to the ground
by her shoulders to prevent her breaking her son's concentration (again).
To my frustration, my cellphone camera managed to
enthusiastically destroy the pictures I snapped of these
two very photogenic women, so I can only hope Lisa's pictures
from the event turn out, and that I'll have a chance to scan them..
Too bad the girl I was smitten by in fourth grade, the pretty
Norwegian from Oslo named Solveige Aas, didn't somehow appear as
well. My elementary school social life would have had better
representation - and I probably could have talked to her, now :-)
On the sad side, it seems that one girl from elementary can still
remember my hassling her about her laugh. I think I thought she
wsa cute then, so perhaps it's just the only excuse I could think
of to talk to her? It would be shameful to have a shy misexpression
of interest end up scarring someone instead.. I feel guilty :-(
What do you think: would taking someone out to dinner nearly thirty
years later make up for it somewhat? Hmm...8-)
Later, as a senior, then, a freshman :-)
Back on the high school side, the reunion did lead to a lot of interesting
conversations, compulsive picture taking, an unexpected binge of chatting
in German with a couple of folks, an so on. So, overall, a pretty good
time.
Presumably there will be another such event in September or so,
where there's some inconceivably small chance my mostly-unrequired
first love interest from high school might appear. But most of the
really complex social interactions for me were after I switched high
schools for my senior year: the beautiful german girl, Katrin, my
second and thankfully requited second love, all the thespians and
other musicians, etc.. Of course, I've already run into a good number
of -them-, at the drama reunion a year or so ago. :-).
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| The work party... |
[Jun. 11th, 2004|07:00 pm] |
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Lots of people, a biggish house with lots of decks, people milling around, a grill
with hamburgers and hot dogs, fire-cooked, and what's my attitude?...
...I almost couldn't make myself stop writing code at work to go to the party. *sigh*.
Well, it did turn out to be worth it. And some of the conversations were good,
but doubtless my most amused moment was figuring out that my idea for a good japanese
phrase to put on a T-shirt is a -lot- more shocking to an actual Nihonjin than I had
expected.
It's a simple japanese pun, really. On mangos. You see, "mango" is a
well known and popular fruit, and in Nihongo (japanese), "manko" is an
only slightly different, apparently really grotty word refer to female genitalia.
So I figured a shirt with:
</p>
あたし の マンコ は 美味し です、ね?
Atashi no [insert picture of mango] ha oishii desu, ne?
[rather girly]: I have tasty mango(s), don't I?
...would make a great shirt.
Well, apparently the shock value is rather more than I had guessed.
Oh, the horror, the horror... Oops :-).
Anyway, it seems that he might be interested in teaching some Nihongo, so
maybe, if he recovers from that initial shock, I'll have the chance to
learn a bit from the only person I think I've met so far in Austin who
might speak it with authenticate male inflection. It would, after all, be
handing to talk to people in Japan without giving the impression I'm a
fourteen year old girly mecha pilot, ne?
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| Shiftlesslessness... |
[May. 26th, 2004|11:04 pm] |
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For those of you (and you know who you are) complaining that I found gainful employment without telling you, please note that my first work day started a bare few handfuls of hours after being hired - and by a company from which I'd heard nothing since February. So; I've been a bit behind in posting notice. :-)
Supposedly I'm now Senior Linux IT, in a site festooned with
LDAP, Kerberos, and AFS. My brain will probably melt between now and Sunday. The company is a startup with a genuine product, interesting internal struggles, and a blithe disregard for holidays, the fable of the forty-hour work week, and most of weekends.
So, I'll be rather less available then I have been. :-(
The best times to call me for a while will probably be between 19 o'clock and midnight, or anytime on Sunday.
Oh, well. Enough for now; I have to go osmote manuals for a while...
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| Chemistry 101 Screening |
[Mar. 26th, 2004|02:50 pm] |
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with their caption overhead, then your browser can't handle cascading
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As
expected, much was made out of the whole thong thing, although that scene's
audio came through so badly it ended up getting subtitled, and like
any foreign language film, subtitled badly. How could doublet
have been heard as belt loop ? Definitely abbreviates an outfit,
no? However, extensive humiliation didn't quite happen in video,
and clearly the crowd got a kick out of it, so all's well that ends well.
Except of course, that it didn't end there, since the four of us got
dragged up on stage. Nothing there was surprising until Barbie decides
to make an appeal to the audience not to waste their time putting together
people would obviously couldn't possibly have a good time together.
Now, we can't be sure what she intended, but I certainly know how
some people in the audience took it:
- Since it's pretty much impossible to guess chemistry by the surface,
- for example, I've had a great time and great chemistry with women
who looked like they were cut from Barbie's cloth, except with more
finesse - she's clearly advocating something most already know is
nearly impossible.
- Since she thinks it's easy, perhaps she's one of those
who does judge people by surface.
- Since her initial reaction to everyone, as recorded, was positive,
and completely at odds with her plea, she's either as bad as
everybody else is at making surface judgements - but has never
noticed, or she's a total dissembler when it comes to trying to look
good on film, or her judgements are just so ephemeral and meaningless
she doesn't remember them later.
- Since this particular
date was orchestrated
quite differently from the last one at the Alamo, perhaps it just
hasn't occurred to her that the environment could be as much or more
to blame as any alleged aspect of chemistry.
- Maybe she just doesn't like old guys :-)
Pretty ironic when virtually everyone around (mostly women in this
case) reacts to such a plea by thinking Barbie was the one who didn't
fit. Especially having just seen Cassidy going out of her way to
chitchat with and wave at the friends of the one Barbie probably
objected to. Or did she object to Champe, who briefly freaked at one
point and was the only one who had dressed as a stereotype from the
outset? Yet Champe's conversations with me and Cassidy wandered
through detailed areas he's definitely interested in, where his
conversation with Barbie, at least according to the video, amounted to
whether she could play a role as a pole dancer, or wanted to bare
her breasts to everyone in a hottub. Did she feel objectified?
Given the choice between a sweet, personable, petite, intelligent
brunette with a cute figure (スマート is probably even more
accurate, for you nipponophiles) and gorgeous eyes, versus a
clueless, somewhat heavy blonde with a breast hangup and a professed
reliance on alcohol to be interesting, it's pretty easy to guess that
the only one likely to befriend Barbie is Cassidy, who can probably
find the good in Barbie that Barbie herself seems to be going out of
her way to keep the guys, and the audience, from seeing.
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| Chemistry 101 Summary |
[Mar. 23rd, 2004|06:44 am] |
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If the pictures aren't cutely nested on the right side of the paragraphs
with their caption overhead, then your browser can't handle cascading
style sheets. So upgrade already!
Okay,
So a number of my friends have been harassing me about not reporting
back on the goings-on in the filming of me and my co-victims for the
next episode (to be shown this Thursday, 2004-03-25 19:00 CST) of
Alamo Drafthouse's,
Chemistry
101, which is generally described in my
earlier post about getting drafted.
So here I am, 28 hours later, finally posting my overdue update.
Let me apologize in advance for any crazily
misspelled names, as well as the fact that any character summaries herein
are based on horribly incomplete information, in a forced situation,
under pressure to construct barely-founded opinions on the spot in
front of a camera about people who might be dissembling or totally
stressed - and so are, in other words, pretty much useless :-)
Allen Boots on South Congress, Sunday at 13: at 1522 South Congress was
the designated meeting place and perhaps the first faint bell of the
surreal day to come. Cassidy was the first of the victims to arrive,
followed by me and somewhat later by Barbie. We wouldn't meet Champ, the
surprise fourth for our erstwhile trio, until later. Why do I say surreal?
The very first thing to happen is the lot of us were caparisoned with
fashion-accessory approved cowboy hats, and then immediately forced to
drink cans of Coors beer (that's pronounced kerrz , for those not
from that particular section of this beer's fanbase).
The Victims
Me, some of you already know; for those who don't, just see my LiveJournal
profile for a broad conceptual sketch. The face paint in this picture is from one of the events.
Cassidy is a winningly cute, upbeat, intelligent, petite, English major,
for whom the picture above does little justice.
Barbie is a busty, drinking bartender,
from a club whose name I've forgotten,
but that is reportedly right next door to a Bone Daddy's.
Champ is a kind of Midwestern, mid-twenties cowboy studying for the bar,
with a vague resemblance to the Baldwin brothers and a liking for Halo.
Even just going by clothing (other than the hats), most people would have
supposed us to be from different subcultures, but that's probably one of
the interesting aspects upon which reality shows capitalize.
Here's the agenda as it turned out:
- Meet. Absolutely none of the expected truth or dare. Puzzlement.
Everyone who came with us to the last Chemistry 101 knows that the
principals had exchanged kisses early due to the whole true or dare
thing. Apparently having left their more salacious component at home
this time, options such as truth or dare, hottubs, heavy drinking,
and so forth were replaced by long car rides (with Champ forced to
drive), too-late presentation of the warm bubbly water idea, or the
lackluster intoxication abilities of Coors.
- Importuned by an opportunistic Canadian band
A purported Canadian band saw us gathered behind Allen Boots,
unsurprisingly noticed that the females are both quite attractive,
and promptly requested the opportunity to take pictures of them
dressed in the band's signature T-shirts. The women accept,
the huge shirts are donned and knotted strategically
long enough to take pictures, and the band departs happily.
- Long, long car ride with the victims attempting to film each other.
Okay, so we might have tried to film each other while the camera was
left in standby mode. Were we supposed to be film students?
:-) Still, the film-each-other idea wasn't bad, except for becoming
bored with trying to fill a long country car ride with it.
- Rodeo - heavy petting zoo.
Something furry and teething attempted to champ on Champ.
Cassidy clearly adores cute animals.
I skipped taking feed for the animals so the females would have more (I've handfed hundreds of animals, so it wouldn't have been exactly novel for me),
yet we all ended up joking about how incredibly fat and
handout-underwhelmed the animals were.
The animals apparently had a better idea of what to do in front
of the camera, since a couple of them were busily trying to couple,
(hence my quip of Heavy Petting Zoo ). Now, our editors
just need to put that scene in slow motion with some
boom-chicky-bowm-bowm music and our movie audience might leave
satisfied. :-)
- Rodeo - vampiric cow milk sucking automated mechanistae.
Being the front guy who gives the spiel about cow milking machines
and other milk-industry propaganda to a totally bored group of folks
whose sole interest is the brief moment the machine is one has to
be one seriously unfulfilling career.
It turns out that Champ is rather amusing to startle with ideas
such as other possible uses for the milking hardware.
- Rodeo - face painting for the two alphabetically earlier folks.
Our painter was quite good with the brush, doing great designs
on both my face and Barbie's.
Is it weird to find yourself discussing the trade-offs in the
interfaces of Maya, Softimage, and Lightwave with some guy staffing a
rodeo who happens to be conversant with what output quality can be
expected for various levels of expertise in each?
- Rodeo - just how tall is a Budweiser Clydesdale?
Champ and I got into a discussion over how tall a Clydesdale is.
He proposed 25 hands or so, I offered 18, and we ended up chatting
with the handlers to find out. I thought cowboys knew this
kind of thing? Anyway, Champ is definitely
a good sport, and the conversation turned to figuring out how tall
we are in hands.
(Actually horses' heights are measured to the withers, I think, which
would probably parallel the shoulder for a human, so basing our
height in hands on the height of the tops of our heads is, in
retrospect, subtly funny)
- Rodeo - amusement park rides.
They're more exciting when you think they'll break.
- Rodeo - fretting over that nagging lack of scandal.
While generally feeling frustrated by the lack of something more dramatic to film, my
statement that we should probably film ourselves breaking rules lead
to me and Cassidy discarding various ideas until she came up with
the idea of mullet-hunting - complete with video cameraman in tow.
- Another long car trip - to Austin.
The Evil Camera approaches
Here we tape more segments of us opining about each other in a
somewhat confessional sense. Unfortunately, since it's still
earlyish, there's not a lot of data to go on. By the time we
have more though, it'll be late, the final interviews will be
skipped, and these will be pretty much all we have, so it'll be
interesting to see how it comes out.
We are the low energy bunch on this stage, except perhaps for Champ,
who nobly acquires enough Red Bull and Coke to get the rest of us
a bit more alive just in time for:
- Another long car trip - to... Granger? Something like that.
Grr. Arriving in small country towns like this feels more like
being lost. Ooo, a country western bar and restaurant. Who'da thunk.
- Cotton Club and Steak House - standard country food.
I'll give them this, the service here was great. These folks were
seriously nice to us, set us up where filming was straightforward,
and generally made for a nice time. The chicken-fried steak here
is reportedly quite good, and the site made for a nice backdrop to the
girl-assaulting attack microphone, the crashing of the camera on
the floor, and other little dramas.
- Cotton Club and Steak House - the sci-fi and thong tetralog.
Dinner finally gave a decent chance for a more involved conversation,
all of us victims in the same place, no one having to drive, and
no one being distracted by trying to film the others.
I, Cassidy, and Champ got into a rather long conversation about
filmmakers, sci-fi books, the development of authors' writing styles,
and a bunch of other silly stuff, accidentally rather leaving
out Barbie, who isn't a fan of dusty tomes.
The outfit I was trying to describe, worn by Gina, who's not
far from being Cassidy's size.
While I was trying to draw a connection between drum circles,
silly somewhat scandalous parties, and the idea of how who your
friends are can broaden the idea of what things you can all do
together, Cassidy (I think) trapped me into detailing my attire
to the
Burlesque for Peace
show described in
an earlier entry,
which had been a leather doublet, knee high moccasin boots,
and a thong rather than tights.
Although completely appropriate for, and complimented at the
Burlesque for Peace show, men in thongs are apparently quite far from
Champ's experience, and the merry fallout resulting from it might have
produced one of the few halfway scandalous things taped throughout
the entire experience.
So I feel sure anyone attending Thursday will have a good chance of
being able to harass me for one of my rare moments of being
embarrassed by someone else's nonplussedness.
Although, I now suspect that, for those women into Midwestern boys as
well as the escape of dancing at gay/crossdress clubs, dragging Champ
to one some evening could be mighty interesting :-)
- Cotton Club and Steak House - hey, I found a classmate from UT Music :-)
I'm amazed that I can get dragged into what feels like the middle of
bloody nowhere and still turn out to be connected with someone in the
band. In this case, it was a brass player from UT Austin Music College in the
1986 timeframe, who knew Susan Harwood and other notables from our
time there as music majors. Being an idiot when it comes to names,
now I can't remember his, but he turned out to be playing bass in
the live music at the Cotton Club.
- Cotton Club and Steak House - two-stepping.
I'd never two-stepped, as far as I know, and was a bit reluctant to
risk tromping anyone's feet until getting a chance to suss out the
pattern.
Our female camera-handling support staffer offered to assist, but
before that occurred Cassidy took up the gauntlet,
proving to be a deft and positive guide, despite only having limited
familiarity with it herself.
I'd tag this as probably being both the most surreal and yet most
appealing segment of this whole little adventure, for a number of
reasons. For me, few things could be more surreal than being in
country music bar by choice, even with a cowboy hat premeditated.
Add to that having run into a college peer in the band, seeing lots of
happy people instead of the meat market I was used to in Austin,
catching zero flack over hair or face paint (Champ vehemently
underestimated the patrons here, I was less concerned), and then throw
in two-stepping personally to country music, and we are now firmly
outside of past experience or expectation. As for the appealing part,
that should be obvious. I'll just say that Cassidy is a cool chick,
fetching, insightful, and with a nice knack for saying the right thing.
- Another long, long car trip
True or dare was brought up, then forgotten. Our filmmaker happily
dreamed of abandoning a group of mutual strangers in a town like
Granger with only $50 to get by on, like a twisted little stepchild
of Survival instead of a dating game.
Barbie reminisces about her ordeal of spending an age marooned with
her (girl) friend on the side of I-35, out of gas, with a detailed
examination of the amount of beer available during the experience.
She also expresses her enjoyment of the constrained relationship she
has as a bartender with her regular patrons at the bar, and how many
of the regulars tend to spend much of the day simply moving from bar
to bar, presumably having the same kind of shallow relationship with
each barkeep as a substitute for having no other analogue of friend
in their lives.
- Diaspora
Tired and worn, even the late, too late offer of hottubbing went by
the wayside. Barbie joked about being filmed drinking Coors by herself
on a tailgate. The opportunity to record our final impressions of each
other was ditched. In the end, we all simply departed.
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| Chemistry 101 - Update |
[Mar. 13th, 2004|02:51 pm] |
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Dread and excitement.
The Chemistry
101 staff just called... and our exercise in surreality begins tomorrow afternoon. Wish me luck?
Of course, some confusion on their part, or possibly weather, may delay the filming for a different day. So I may not know one way or another exactly
when until mere hours before :-)
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| Chemistry 101 - a.k.a "LISA GONE WILD!!!" |
[Feb. 28th, 2004|03:38 am] |
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If the pictures aren't cutely nested on the right side of the paragraphs
with their caption overhead, then your browser can't handle cascading
style sheets. If the pictures have thick black borders, then your
gnarly old browser doesn't support PNG transparency.
So upgrade already!
So,
I get this faintly scandalous e-invitation to the
Alamo Drafthouse, which
is running another episode of
Chemistry
101, which is basically an Austin-specific dating reality show, which
in this particular case is showcasing three folks one of whom is my
friend Rachel's friend Lisa - Hence the name "LISA GONE
WILD!!!" on the e-vite.
Lisa (left) and Rachel (right) at a 1997 party
Now Lisa's an attractive female, so I could see how she'd end
up on a reality show - although she's not really the type I go for (her
being more than just a little bi notwithstanding). Rachel, on the other
hand, is someone I've always found to be exceptionally cool, bright, and
hot, as well, but I hadn't had much opportunity to chat with her since
med school took her out of Austin. So now the chance to see her after so
long, and to meet her also-cool husband Kevin, seemed quite compelling.
So I went.
Lisa asleep at a party in 1997. Cute though.
Seems like a pretty harmless setup right? Go meet a memorable college
friend, see her friend (who probably can't even remember you - she drank
more back then, she claims) get publicly harassed, howl at the screen a
bit in the scandalous spots, and eat and drink the usual lovely things
we're used to finding at the Alamo.
Naturally, as I arrive, I recognize nobody for quite some time.
Although Ashley, a chemistry-101-ophile of some standing sitting next to
me, was fun to talk to, I was feeling a bit despondent at the idea of not
getting to visit with the main reason for coming...
They had these little Scantron sheets that make a nice extension of the
metaphor of "Chemistry 101". I wrote my order on one:
Poultrygeist chicken pesto pizza and a lemonade, yum.
Fortunately Rachel and I did somehow manage to recognize each other after
so long, and she and Kevin even left their -huge- group to come up and
visit with me for a couple of minutes. I'd sat near the front, but
moving back to join them wasn't viable - they'd packed the cinema
almost all the way across with friends :-) and sitting with them was out.
Did I mention the little quiz they give you?
But onward with the hearsay about the event. After the film of the last
trio of victims is shown, you get to watch a bunch of folks you don't know
get drafted through whatever demented mechanism, voting by volume,
divination, or other twisted way the staff might devise for find
sacrifices for the next, intimately, thoroughly filmed compete-a-date
exhibition. Can't argue with being a spectator to that, eh?
It's quite cute, really. The Scantron sheets are supposed to be
the answer form for some fourteen questions of incredibly obscure
hipness trivia about fashion, wine, designer clothing, make-up
products, foreign nation's melon production, geography, STD triage, and
other unfathomables. I have to transfer my order to a more generic
sheet of paper I hadn't initially noticed so I can apply the Scantron
to its natural mission. I feel confident my answers for #1 and #2, and
most of the rest are just... frightening. Okay, make that
"brutal" instead of "cute".
Lisa baring her ass at a party in 1997
As it turned out in real life, after this mind-warping little quiz, the
show itself was hilarious. Lisa, Russ, and Sarah (if I have her name
right) get ferried around in a Jaguar to Laser Tag, boozing, Truth Or
Dare, and other fine entertainments, while being filmed the entire time.
Russ takes the slightly-goofy-but-deliberately-hip approach (which Lisa
liked for a while, so it wasn't all that bad), while Sarah plays the
conservative reserved type, and Lisa covers her natural wild streak with
aplomb. It's funny watching a girl being cool on screen while all her
friends in the audience are screaming "slut" with enthusiasm
from the audience - right beside her.
Alcohol turns Russ more transparent, and by the end it looked more likely
that Lisa would score with Sarah than anything else, except that Sarah
had already backed away from the Truth Or Dare to strip Lisa's underwear
and nothing since then had really warmed up the scene yet.
Then we score the evil little quizzes. I get #1 and #2 right, then
totally bomb the "Which wine is not the red?"
- apparently despite four of the five answers being the correct non-reds,
I picked the one red wine. Dammit. I wonder if I'll beat a 3?
After the show, the victims (*ahem*, stars) are pulled up to the front
stage for last words, evil suggestions from the audience, and other such
closure type items. Only Lisa is actually looking sane and well adjusted
at this point, despite probably being the wildest of the three of them in
real life. Although Russ does end up kissing my left-hand companion,
Ashley, before the end, when she volunteered.
Then the third stage begins, where people are told to stand if they got
any significant number of questions right. Apparently one show was won
by getting as few as just three right, so at first people
scoring at least that are told to stand.
Uh-oh. I did manage to beat three, despite the test having been concocted
by evil fashion ninjas from the ninth dimension. Well, at least a
lot of other people are standing.
By five though, quite a lot fewer are standing, then by eight or so, it's
beginning to look sparse. By nine, there's a debate whether or not the
group can be reduced any further and still make quota.
Oh shit. I got ten right.
So, suddenly a bunch of us are on stage with the ringmaster. About four
women, the rest of us men.
Oh shit. I know I dropped chunks of pizza on myself
while eating... did I get them off?
We're forced to introduce ourselves.
Suddenly I'm reminded I'm not exactly a people person, no matter the
years I spent in theatre, no matter the concerts at the UT Performing
Arts Center with only two, or even one, other musician, no matter being
comfortably naked in front some eight hundred people (a lot of them were
naked too, I think). Instead I remember the appallingly low Interpersonal
score mentioned in the earlier post, my quiet year or two as a hermit,
and the probable existence of pizza on my trousers, no matter how tasty.
And technically I haven't brushed my hair since yesterday (about 3 hours
ago). Did I mention the ingrown whisker? Aaagh!
The guys are mostly playing the goofy/cool thing Russ started out with.
It works pretty well, the crowd seems to like them. I feel cowed. Now,
why am I up here again. No, let me rephrase that, why is the crowd
suddenly three times louder when I'm introduced?!
Pardon me while I go into shock now.
I hypothesize, that since Rachel and Kevin's whole group saw them get up
to come greet me, that I've been adopted. Either that or a lot more
people than I thought like long hair, or pizza chunks (no, I got those
off), or something. Who knows. I'm still in shock. Being
congratulated after the event has shut down by scads of folks who apparently
voted for me (apparently some of the women found my lack of
goofy refreshing), or according to a few, voted for
me twice (is that legal?) is just too inexpressibly
weird for words.
This blonde chick wants a lock of my hair?!
Oh, what the hell, why not...
Well, if it should indeed happen that I'm mysteriously voted into a
dating reality show, I can only hope to acquit myself honorably, or at
least entertainingly, because I know that without question, no matter how
horribly the actual events pan out...
...Pretty much everybody I know, will know exactly how badly it
turns out.
Or how well it turns out. Is optimism like pleading the fifth?
Did I mention some of the other inductees were cute? :-)
Come on, Optimism. ;-)
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| A quiz! No! Hold me back! Can't... resist.....akk! |
[Feb. 16th, 2004|03:29 am] |
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As usual, I'm a sucker for a test, and I've been an advocate of the multiple types of intelligence perspective for some time. So when my friend
</a></b></a> elissa_carey
posted a link to
just such a test I had to try it.
Of course, there were the little bits of meta-humor:
like posting the results probably supports the low "interpersonal" rating, and that it's been
so long since I drew anything (errr... high school?)
that I had to run a quick experiment to see if I could
perform simple motions of a pencil in loosely-euclidean
space. The latter was bemusing enough that I thought
I'd post these snapshots of a tiny bottle of saline,
one filtered through a cellphone camera, one filtered
additionally by whatever passes for my dusty and forlorn
ability at drawing - I can tell just by looking that
I drew the plaid background by concept rather than by
actually looking at it (note the lack of perspective
in the drawn plaid), which I find rather interesting
by itself.
The test rated my inputs as:
| linguistic | 10 |
| logical-mathematical | 11 |
| spatial | 10 |
| bodily-kinesthetic | 8 |
| musical | 9 |
| interpersonal | 6 |
| intrapersonal | 10 |
I'm a little disappointed, since I have friends that
should definitely outscore these, but the
conveniently quick quiz just doesn't have the detail
to let them score that high (I'm thinking at least 14 or
so for a more representative top end).
RMS would probably push
the Log/Mat' to around 20, even for a testing method
that can distinguish raw ability from training.
But the real purpose of
this, I think, is to make people more aware of just
how broad and varied human abilities actually are,
and that's kinda cool :-) It certainly helps to
explode the myth that a single kind of intelligence
is the sole kind worth valuing, or that two different
people could be so trivially and superficially compared
as the stereotypical IQ rating would suggest.
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| Valentine Burlesque |
[Feb. 15th, 2004|04:04 pm] |
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| | hungry | ] |
Valentine's was an amusing evening at
Burlesque for Peace,
with my charming, lissome friend
Gina (in a cute, largely photon-permeable costume pictured at right), and the ever-delightful company of my friend
</a></b></a> sheenaqotj
who had brought her own little entourage of consorts.
A reasonably fun event, although beset by outside cold - a big issue considering how little many were wearing :-)
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| The Zulu Rampage / Tödgesichtwanderung |
[Nov. 4th, 2003|02:26 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Bladerunner soundtrack | ] |
Jennifer's Setup:
[...] Chad (AKA DJ RITT) is starting a tribal dance party/ dj
thing at headhunters on Mondays. I'm trying to get a group of rabble
rousers to dress all in black, with black and white skull makeup on to
go do a progressive drinking/ bar hopping party to some of the more
stuffier establishments [...]
The Results:
Jennifer did Chad's facepaint first the day before, but there was not
opportunity to redo it the day of the fateful Tödgesichtwanderung,
when all the rest of us were decorated.
We're wearing full black clothing - the better
to match the bichromatic Zulu Warrior face paint.
The warpaint itself is far more disturbing in real life than in the
pictures.
Many clubs, many startled people -
from the warehouse district to Headhunters (8th & Red River),
such a darkling group gets a lot of attention.
Trivia:
For those into such details, Jennifer the Death Pixie is wearing a
stylish deathly black Silicon Graphics cap of Oxygen Death.
The mask at the upper left is a digitally manipulated version
of one of us in warpaint.
More Info:
There is a
cache of additional pictures,
including those of Chad (the DJ) and Scott (with the 'fro).
Target page uses cascading style sheets (CSS) - it'll go
hard on you if you're using obsolete browsers - upgrade to
Mozilla to fix!
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| Picture of the Day: Tongue |
[Aug. 1st, 2003|12:58 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | mischievous | ] |
I found this thought-provoking picture yesterday, having stumbled across
a whole website on the obvious topic. Are -your- french kissing skills up
to the task? Hehe :-)
Personally, I've always liked deep french kisses, but
I have to admit that Cameron, here, could be a challenge...
:-)
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